The ASX 200 rose 50 points (+0.7%) to 7515 for a seventh session with the market now edging further into positive for the calendar year. Risk was back on, helped by targeted spending measures in the Federal Budget aimed at reducing the cost of living and peace talk progress in Europe. Most sectors closed in positive territory. The All-Tech index was up 3.3% with Block (SQ2) up 7.3% and Xero (XRO) up 5.3%. Healthcare stocks were bid higher with CSL (CSL) up 1.6% and Nanosonics (NAN) improving 3.4%. The big bank basket finished at $191.83. Financials did well with Macquarie (MQG) and Magellan (MFG) both rising more than 2%. Miners and energy stocks eased with base metals, oil and iron ore all weaker. Woodside (WPL) off 1.5% and BHP (BHP) down 0.8%. Gold stocks eased as bullion slipped with Newcrest (NCM) down 0.5% and Northern Star (NST) steady. On the corporate front, Telstra’s (TLS) fell 0.8% after CEO Andy Penn announced his resignation. Star Entertainment (SGR) up 0.9%, confirmed a class action days after the resignation of CEO Matt Bekier. Uniti (UWL) down 1.3%, was upgraded by Ord Minnett. Brokers were neutral on Sigma Healthcare (SIG) up 3.4%, following results that highlighted expectations for a return to profit in FY23. Fortescue (FMG) up 0.2%, clarified its $50bn hydrogen investment comments saying it was a ‘high-level assessment’ not an official investment decision. Eagers Automotive (APE) up 3.2%, said it was acquiring car dealership WFM motors for $205m. Charter Hall Long WALE (CLW) up 1.2%, and HomeCo Daily Needs (HDN) off 0.7%, traded ex-dividend. Nothing exciting on the economic front. Government handouts from the budget led to calls for more aggressive monetary policy from the RBA. Interbank futures now suggest seven rate hikes this year from the RBA. The US has revised GDP data tonight. Dow Futures down 62.
End of Day Podcast – Wednesday, March 30
- Winners: 360, DMP, MFG, OFX, MP1, SQ2, URW
- Losers: 88E, IHL, SMR, TLX, JRV, OPL, HM1
- Positive sectors: Almost everything
- Negative sectors: Gold. Materials. Energy
- High 7533 Low 7464
- Big Bank Basket: up to $191.83
- All-Tech index: up 3.27%
- Gold: $2559.54
- Bitcoin: US$47308.30
- Aussie Dollar: 75.22c
- 10-Year Yield: Down to 2.79%
- Asian markets mixed, China up 1.4%, Japan off 2% and HK up 1.2%.
- US Futures: Dow Futures down 62
In the News
- 88 Energy (88E)shares fell 64% in London after the Alaskan oil explorer warned shareholders of disappointing drilling results at its Merlin 2 well.
- Telstra (TLS) CEO Andy Penn to retire, with current CFO, Vicki Brady to take over as CEO.
- Star Entertainment (SGR) confirms class action days after the resignation of CEO Matt Bekier.
- Carsales (CAR) MD to step down.
- Fortescue (FMG) has clarified its $50bn hydrogen investment comments saying it was a ‘high-level assessment’ not an official investment decision.
- Eagers Automotive (APE) to acquire car dealership WFM motors for $205m.
- Charter Hall (CHC) is set to acquire REIT Irongate Group (IAP) at a price of 190c per share, with IAP holders to retain dividend entitlements for the period ended March 31.
- Australia’s famous coastal hotspot Byron Bay is underwater, as torrential rain sparks a fresh wave of flooding in the northern regions of New South Wales
- Australia is on the brink of finalising a free-trade agreement with India with an announcement possible in “coming days”
Economic News/Bond Markets
- Asia will become the ‘default market’ for Russian oil, Dan Yergin says
- The Bank of Japan’s extraordinary bond market intervention this week has amped up the spotlight on its quarterly asset purchase plan due Thursday
- Hong Kong’s home prices will decline about 20% during the next four years as a worsening economy and rising interest rates hit demand, according to Goldman analysts
US and European News
- The US says Ukraine’s capital Kyiv remains under threat even after Russia promised to scale back military operations there
- Prices in U.K. shops rose in March at the fastest annual pace since September 2011, adding to the cost-of-living squeeze facing consumers
- The House overwhelmingly passed legislation that would expand the tax benefits for retirement accounts to bolster the savings of Americans.
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